Strange Slut Interview

WORST SEX

JESSICA I've had some bad experiences. Because I have nice breasts and wear low tops it seems to attract the twats.

PARIS: I went with my ex-boyfriend's best mate to get revenge and that turned out to be the worst sex by far. I had sex for all the wrong reasons and I was drunk. It was a good old one-night stand.

JESSICA: Or a bad one as it turned out.

PARIS: Yeah, the sex was lousy.

JESSICA: When I was on a rep training course, I went with this guy and when he pulled down his pants he was just so small. And to make things worse, he couldn't get it hard. That was such a bad experience, it almost destroyed me. He did eventually manage to get a hard-on but he was so small it was not worth it.

STRANGEST PLACE

JESSICA: At A&E in hospital.

PARIS: Were you hurt?

JESSICA: No, just horny. I only had a Ford Ka and it was too small to have sex in so we parked up and went into a hospital. We walked in and headed straight for the toilets. We got some strange looks when we walked out. It was good. While we were doing it we could hear people walking past.

RAMMING love beads up a guy's arse who tried to slip his todger up the wrong 'un and then ripping them out as hard as you can.

PARIS: That is strange. But then you are a bit of a slut.

JESSICA: This is true. Anyway we couldn't go back to mine or his so we went there.

PARIS: Mine was in a radio studio with a DJ while he was on air. He put three songs on so we did it then. One false slip and we'd have taken the station off air. It was the overnight slot so no one was around.

JESSICA: That's good.

PARIS: Not really as we forgot about the CCTV cameras. His boss saw the footage and dragged him in over it.

ONE-NIGHT STANDS

JESSICA: I have had a lot of one-night stands and like them. They are good because it's bang, bang, bang, bang and then they are all over. They then get my size fives and they are out of the door. If they are good, I keep their number and go back for more, especially if they have a big cock.

PARIS: You have to sample before you buy. I think one-night stands are fantastic. The control is ace and you can kick them out in the morning. Nine push it too far with one of our Student Talk Sex lasses. Friends Jessica and Paris were out having a drink and were talking sex. This is what they said. Nine times out of ten they are good and you keep in touch so they are not one-night stands they become your fuck buddy.

FAKING IT

JESSICA: I have quite a lot but not that much recently. I have got faking orgasms down to a tee. If I am tired and can't be bothered I pretend I've done, roll over and fall asleep.

PARIS: You should never fake. You should roll over, take control and pleasure yourself. I usually go on top and that finishes me off.

WILLY SIZE

JESSICA: It feels good and deep when it is big. There was one black man who I was with, I don't know how big he was in inches but it was the size of my forearm. It was a bit painful at times but it wasn't that bad because I went back. I want a good eight inches.

PARIS: It's got to be good girth as well. I'm not interested in a skinny one that doesn't touch the sides. You need length for it to go deep, otherwise they use their tongue. My ex was probably the biggest as it came up to his belly button when it was hard and he had girth to go with it.

OH-NO MOMENTS

JESSICA: I got caught while I was in Turkey when I was a rep. We were on a beach and people were just walking past. I was having such a good time that at first I didn't even notice but when I did I screamed and jumped off.

PARIS: When I was in Zante with my ex we were in a Jacuzzi when the caretaKer came in to clean the pool. He was not impressed and we got in a bit of trouble with the manager who said if we were caught again doing lewd acts we'd have to leave. I was bent over the balcony once when a couple on a motorbike went past and honked the horn. My boyfriend was not too impressed.

JESSICA: What does he expect if he's on the balcony.

BLOW JOBS

PARIS: I will take it but they have to as well. I will swallow for birthdays and Christmases. Otherwise I let it slip down the side of my mouth. I’m a slut in most ways but that is where I draw the line.

JESSICA: It depends on if it tastes nice.

PARIS: Sometimes it can taste quite salty other times sour.

JESSICA: When it tastes nice it doesn't really taste of anything. When it's bad it's salty.

THREESOMES

JESSICA: I have had a few. One was at a fetish party and it just seemed right, but my wildest one was with a man and a woman and we all got it on. Sex with the woman was good because we knew what we both wanted. Sex with both of them was good in its own way but I do prefer cock.

PARIS: I have never had one. Although I did see some pictures of a threesome on porno website my boyfriend showed me. It was http://www.pichunter.com. There were quite a few different pictures of different people doing it in threesomes.

JESSICA: You need to experience it. PARIS: If I did it would be with a girl and a boy.

SEX TOYS

JESSICA: I had a good vibrator. It's a Dolphin which goes round his cock and tickles my clit so it pleasures the both of us. I like using it on nights in when I'm watching Carrie.

PARIS: You- like getting off over Ken Barlow and Deirdre? I have a Rampant Rabbit, jelly beads and massage oils. I like to share my toys and my fella uses them on me. It's no fun using them by yourself.

BUM FUN

JESSICA: I do sometimes. If I am in a dirty mood it is good but other times it's not. It's okay on the odd occasion.

PARIS: It depends on who I am with.

JESSICA: If it's a big, massive dick, it's not going anywhere near. If it is will someone I know well and I'm relaxed with, that's good. But the last person who tried to put his dick up my arse I had only known for five minutes so I rammed love beads up his ass and ripped them out as hard as I could.