Random Sex Snippets

I caught my 18-year-old son fuckiung his girl the other night in our sitting room.
I was about to give him a bollocking when I noticed he was in a position I'd not seen before.

I just peeped from behind the door without him knowing and picked up some useful tips.
Two nights later I tried it out with the wife — and sprained my back.

I love my job as a hotel manager. Female guests sometimes leave behind soiled panties and I've amassed quite a collection. Is it wrong for me to sniff them?

I pulled a couple of crackers at my local a couple of weeks ago. They were both blonde and in their early 20s.

I bought them a few drinks and then took them back to my place. We stripped off straight away and I watched as they licked each other out.

I got a grip of one of them and boned her from behind while the other licked my arse and balls.

They then both sucked me off and I creamed them in the face.

I've fucked them a few times since then, but the problem is that they now want 50 quid each for any future sessions.

I'm tempted because I'm 54 and haven't got a chance of pulling birds as fit as these two otherwise.