My Fat Girl On The Side

My missus landed me right in it the other week, and not for the first time, but at least I got something out of it. She's a real sucker for animals, so when she found this cat mewing in the rain outside our house - I'll spare you the obvious wet pussy joke! - she took it in. She started on about how it had been "mistreated" – though it was obviously a well-fed, healthy fucker. It had just got out and got itself soaked, that's all. Two days later, it was still living it up at ours, then its real owner started putting up "lost" posters. Of course my missus wormed out of calling the number and made me do it instead. And I was going to have to drop the cat off too.

I told her the owner sounded like "a little old lady", pouring on the guilt as well as lying through my teeth. She sounded young and sexy and I wasn't disappointed when she opened the door. Her name was Kate and she was about 25 and curvy, well a little on the fat side to be honest, with long black hair.

She didn't ask questions, so I didn't have to lie, but she did offer me a reward. I told her I didn't want her cash. "Then maybe I'll buy you a drink sometime?" she said, "If I was single... I told her."

That didn't put her off any. In fact she got this dirty glint in her eye. It set off something in me, and I said I'd settle for a snog. But we both knew it wouldn't stop there. She led me through to the bedroom, saying we'd corrupt the cat if we shagged in front of it. Then I watched as she stripped down to this little red G-string. She had slightly chubby legs and largish hips. I begged her to let me take it off her, so she left it on. We stood together, snogging each other's face off while I copped a good feel of her large boobs. Then I felt my way down, until I was kneeling, level with her crotch. I took off her G-string, staring at her cute pussy for a few seconds, then started licking her slit. Soon she had one leg thrown over my shoulder, clinging onto me for balance as I ate her cunt. It was a much easier job on the bed, laying her back and shoving her legs so far up and back her knees were up against her tits. I stuck my thumb in her cunt and slid my middle finger up her arsehole, then got licking at her clit, sending her into a frenzy. She was rocking back and forth, wriggling against my fingers, until I felt her cum around them. I rubbed some on a round belly which stuck out a little from her fanny, but not to much as to be a turn off. Then it was my turn.

I kept her as she was for a deep fuck, slipping my cock up her slowly, making the most of the pleasure. Then I just banged the arse off her, mashing my crotch against her snatch until I was flooding her pussy with spunk. I couldn't hang around too long, but she wasn't letting me go anywhere. My finger up her arse had whetted that appetite - she rolled over on her belly, put her arse in the air then reached back, smearing the spunk and juices oozing from her snatch up over her crack and around heicarsehole, using a couple of fingers to wet inside it too. A few minutes of watching that and my cock was twitching. I pumped into her cunt a couple of times, then slid upwards to her pink pucker. I knew she'd taken cock up there before -although her arse was tight it totally relaxed, and I was soon in to my balls. She twisted about on my bell-end, moaning loud as she started to frig her clit. I dropped a hand and felt her pussy was already pulsing, and she kept on cumming as I fucked her. Finally, I couldn't hold back any longer and I lost my load deep in her arse.

By the time I left, I'd been out for over an hour. The missus had rung twice to find out where I was, though I'd ignored my phone. Back at home I gave her some bull about "the old lady getting a bit emotional". I still feel like a bit of a shit over that, especially as I'm tempted to call round Kate's again sometime. So I'm offloading the whole story on to you lot - hopefully you'll find yourselves offloading something else over the filthy details!