Kate and Heidi are Sluts

FIRST TIME

HEIDI: Mine was planned so I knew it was going to happen. I remember that we were both very nervous but it was OK.

KATE: Mine was with my first boyfriend and he was a virgin too. We didn't know what we were doing and it was quite short.

HEIDI: What was, his willy?

KATE: No, the amount of time we were having sex. It was nice because we were both virgins.

HEIDI: That sounds lovely.

KATE: Yes, it was OK and I don't regret it which is the main thing.

BEST SEX

HEIDI: My best moment was when I was on holiday in Spain. We wanted each other so badly we couldn't wait to get back to the hotel and ended up having sex on the beach. It was brilliant and very passionate. There was one woman who walked past but she didn't look. The only bad thing was there was sand everywhere.

KATE: That sounds uncomfortable. Mine was on a pool table. He lifted me up on to the table and the balls went everywhere. Having sex on a pool table was a fantasy of mine. We both worked behind a bar and we were cleaning up the pub when I seduced him. But if I remember rightly he didn't take much persuading to do it. Unexpected sex is always the best.

WORST SEX

KATE: I hate pre-empted, cringing sex. I hate all the rose petals on the bed, the slushy music rubbish. One guy did that for me and it was really crap. He was a virgin too, which didn't help. It was all too over-the-top.

HEIDI: One guy I went with got a little bit too exited too early. He had all of the chat and did too much talking for my liking. He spent more time talking than we did having sex. It was over too soon.

KATE: I hate it when they just rush straight into it because it is no fun.

SIZING UP

HEIDI: If you can't really feel it and there's nothing really going on down there then that's no good. I have come across a small willy and I was disappointed by it. I just made the best of what was on offer, and if I'm honest it wasn't great.

KATE: Too small does matter but it is still about the motion of the ocean. Too big can hurt. I'm with anything above five inches.

HEIDI: I'm a bit more greedy and would always want a couple of inches more.

GOTCHA

KATE: I have been heard plenty of times and normally wake people up being noisy. They often complain but I just laugh it off.

HEIDI: When I was traveling through India we stayed in a dorm which slept 12 people. We were both feeling a bit randy so nipped back. We thought it was empty but halfway through having sex we saw two faces looking at us. They were so disgusted with what they saw they packed up and left there and then.

KATE: That's a bit extreme, isn't it?

HEIDI: I thought so too. Have they never seen anyone having sex before?

KATE: My brother has caught me too. He looked shocked and disgusted and was very angry with the guy. My brother is older than me so that means he is very protective of me. He ended up throwing the lad out.

FANTASIES

HEIDI: I would like to be tied up — but" it would only with someone I really trusted.

KATE: My ex-boyfriend's brother was massively into bondage. He had leg straps and everything, which he used to show me every time I went round.

HEIDI: I want to be totally dominated. It's a big turn-on for me.

KATE: I'd like to have sex with a random stranger. I dream of being picked up by someone and having spontaneous sex right then and there. I’m a bit of a slut like that. I would even like to have sex while being filmed.

ON TOP?

HEIDI: I like the reverse cowgirl. It's just really good feels great.

KATE: I prefer to be on top and in control. I feel much sexier on top.

BLOW JOBS
KATE: I swallow. It just seems to happen that way.

HEIDI: I spit it out as it is disgusting. I make sure they let me know when they are about to come. I did swallow once and the guy said that because I did he had respect for me. I just thought "Fuck you, you patronising bastard" and have not swallowed since.

KATE: So he ruined it for others. It's not my favorite thing to do but it's ok.

FAKING IT

KATE: Every girl has faked at some point — generally, it's because the sex isn't going anywhere. During boring and long sex I fake. The other reason I fake is because of them. I don't want to hurt their feelings.

HEIDI: I don't fake. If I don't like the sex I just tell them as I want to enjoy it too. I politely tell them what they are doing wrong and if that doesn't work, I throw an instruction manual at them.

KATE: You're a tough girl to please!

BUM FUN

HEIDI: It floats my boat and I like it. But I do have to be in the right mood and don't do it all the time.

KATE: I have never done it but it's an option. As with most things it would have to be with the right person and I'd probably have to be drunk enough to say "yes".