Kat and Tye Talk Dirty

FIRST TIME SEX

KAT: It was really good.

TYE: No way.

KAT: It was scary but good. Scary because it was my first time but good because I had an orgasm. It was with my boyfriend at my house.

TYE: You were lucky, mine was horrible. It was not how it's painted to be. All my friends said it was really good and built it up into something special. How wrong were they! And he was a one-minute wonder.

BEST SEX

TYE: Mine was in the Jacuzzi at the gym.

KAT: How did you managed that without being spotted?

TYE: I didn't. There were other people in it at the time. I was on top of the guy splashing around.

KAT: What did they say?

TYE: They didn't say anything but they didn't know where to look. One old perv was just staring at us but I wasn't for stopping.

KAT: Mine was on a bonnet of a car. It was at a car cruise. I was sat on the bonnet and he was in front of me. I had a skirt on so no one could see and we were having sex while they drove past. It was really exciting and I got a real buzz.

TYE: It was the bubbles that got me.

FAKING IT

TYE: I have plenty of times. If they are rubbish there's nothing else you can do. If they have a quick arse I come, if not I fake it.

KAT: Unless I'm on top I fake it, which is most of the time unless they are really good.

TYE: I fake it so the bloke feels he's satisfied you and feels like it's job done.

KAT: If I'm not in control during sex I don't orgasm. The only other time I come is when I'm bent over and have it from behind. I love to get fucked from behind. I once got fucked three times in a row while bending over. It was the best time ever I went back to mine and got fucked by three fellas. It was awesome. In the end they all cum on my face.

TYE: I scream and squeeze down below so they think I've come.

OH-NO MOMENTS

KAT: My mum has caught me loads of times. She came home from work once and I was having sex on the washing machine. My mum just covered her face. It was awful, she couldn't look at me never mind speak to me for a week. When she is drunk she still brings it up, which is a little embarrassing. I also got caught in the park once by a man walking his dog.

TYE: I was caught in the first aid cupboard. I was the trained first aider and this fit, young office boy needed some attention. But when the manager came in to see how he was doing I was giving him head.

KAT: Did he have a sore willy?

TYE: No, but I got a verbal warning.

OUTDOORS

KAT: I've done it in a lay-by in broad daylight. I was feeling horny and it was spur-of-the-moment so I told him to pull over. It was very good.

TYE: I have had sex in the park next to a tree when it was raining. It was good until I put my hand on a slug. I had a skirt on and I was bent over. Sex outside is the best as there's always the danger of getting caught.

KAT: That makes it more fun and exciting.

FANTASIES

TYE: I'd like a sandwich in between two men. But they would have to be tanned, dark haired and chavs.

KAT: Chavs?

TYE: I have got a thing about chavs. I like 'em rough and ready. Having a miniture gangbang with them would be great. In fact if they were chavs and there were loads of them I would fuck them all. I chav gangbang that would be great.

KAT: I wouldn't mind taking part in an orgy and going from one person to another.
Or I would like a foursome with two lads and a girls. They would have to be bad boys though. I would like to experiment sexually with girls.

SEX TOYS

KAT: I have got two vibrators. Every time a new Rampant Rabbit comes out I buy it. It's a must-have. When I use a vibrator the orgasm is stronger than through sex and I come quicker. Using a rabbit doesn't take as long but orgasms through sex are better.

TYE: I don't like sex toys. I prefer something with a pulse, a fast arse and fast tongue. I think that is better than any Rabbit.

SPIT OR SWALLOW?

KAT: I do both. It depends on how I feel. If I am in the bedroom I will not spit it out. Outside yes, inside no. It has nothing to do with the taste.

TYE: With blow-jobs I use the salt & pepper screw motion.

KAT: What?

TYE: You know, when you the same action as though you were grinding salt or pepper from the pot. Try it, the lads love it. When I have done that I swallow. There's not point doing it in the first place if you don't.

COCK SIZE

KAT: Girth is more important.

TYE: Length as well so it hits your G-spot.

KAT: But what's the point of a long, skinny one?

TYE: None. I want a fat eight incher.

KAT: I probably feel the same. Small but fat isn't that bad.

FAVE POSITION

TYE: Doggy as I orgasm and I like it when he pulls my hair. He can also order me about and be the dominant one.

KAT: I like the reverse cowgirl because I orgasm. And it is good for him because he can see everything.

BUM FUN

TYE: lf im in a slutty mood I like anal sex.
KAT: Jesus Christ, any day.

TYE: It's good as it's dirty and shouldn't be up there.

KAT: Yeah, it's filthy but it's also horny as well.

TYE: It's best when you get it from the front as well.

KAT: Yes, when you use a vibrator at the front.