Forget Being Hung Like a Donkey

Forget about being hung like a donkey, blokes should be boasting about being hung like a mouse.

Boffins have discovered that harvest mice have the biggest willy in comparison to their body size in the entire animal kingdom. Despite being just 15mm long, their cock is a massive 7.5mm. It's the equivalent of a six-foot fella having a three-foot spam javelin, as opposed to the average of 5.8 inches. If you had a cock 3 foot long it would probably scare off quite a few women and you would not get so many blow jobs or get to fuck women in the arse while groping their large breasts.

Dr Steven Ramm from Liverpool University made the discovery by studying the size of different animals' knobs. He said: "Everything's relative. Primates "Although big for its body size, the penis bone in the western harvest mouse is still only 7 to 8 mm long.

"I don't think the phrase 'hung like a harvest mouse' will be catching on any time soon."

Scientists measured penis bones from a variety of animals including rodents, primates and bats. They then compared them to the weight and sizes of the creatures. The common shrew is thought to have the smallest penis, measuring just 5mm. The blue whale is believed to boast the longest member at an eye-watering six-and-a-half feet.

Penises are great for fucking females. Human males like to fuck women with big tits and some even like women with small tits. But whatever you like you want to have a big dick.