Essex Escorts

I’ve been a fan of Essex escorts for as long as I’ve been able to get a hard-on. I don’t mean the ones produced by Ford either! That’s right, I mean the women. Essex escorts really know how to treat a man, and the phrase Essex girls didn’t just come from the combination of ski-pants and high heels. Essex is a big county, and if I was to review each service provider individually, the amount of Essex escorts would make it an impossible task. So I’ve just bundled all my findings into a type of database that should cover all the quintessential characteristics of all Essex escorts. Now, before all you Essex escorts get all worked up and angry with me about this, I’ve only mentioned things that I’ve found most of you have in common, and I would like to make it clear that I am in no way insinuating that all Essex escorts are like this.

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Here are a few features that I’ve found:

Pricing.
It’s almost as though all Essex escorts have a type of guild where they agree and govern a fixed rate pricing scheme for all their services. Essex escorts are the only ones in the UK that seem to be like this. I’ve been in Yorkshire, Staffordshire, Cornwall, and all over the place, but they’re just not like the Essex escorts. Not all are like this of course. There are some dreadfully cheap Essex escorts too, but these should be avoided like the plague, lest you catch it from them!
Having said all that, Essex escorts generally charge a fair rate and they usually deliver what they charge for. No complaints from me as far as money is concerned.

Service
Essex escorts offer the type of service you’d expect from an Essex girl; the stereotyped version that is. For want of better words, they are almost certainly all “goers”. Essex escorts deliver what they offer, without a single grumble I might add. Now I’ve been with some escorts in other parts of the country and found them to be either too bloody cold and clinical about everything, or too bloody stuck up and reluctant to do the most reasonable of requests. Now when I say reasonable I mean something like this. If I phone an escort, independent or otherwise, and I ask her if she gives head, I expect an honest answer. But I’ve been with some escorts who have told me they will, and when they’ve arrived they have absolutely refused to do so. This has never happened to me with Essex escorts. I’ve had some great head from some great Essex girls. No word of a lie!

Appearance.
This is always the biggest thing for most punters, unless they’re pissed that is (seriously, you should be careful about hiring an escort when you’re drunk, you might end up being refused). Personally I go for Essex escorts because they generally keep themselves very nicely; there are a lot of WAG types around in Essex, and these girls certainly go to great lengths to make themselves look attractive.

Overall
Essex escorts are among the best in the country in terms of their escort services and their looks. They offer value for money, they’re pretty, and they do exactly what it says on the tin!

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