Emily and Janey Talk Sex

FIRST TIME

EMILY: It was very awkward. Neither of us knew what we were doing.

JANEY: It was not sexy. Usually when you are caught up in the moment you are oblivious to what's going on around you. But neither of us made a sound or said a word. We were too busy concentrating for it to be good.

BEST SEX

EMILY: Shower sex is the best. It is hot and steamy. Cold tiles and hot water is a really good combination.

JANEY: I had sex in the snow once.

EMILY: That must have been cold.

JANEY: No, he was a real gentleman and put his coat on the ground for me. We were drunk and I remember it being a full moon. I think it was the setting rather than the sex. I was living in a ski resort up in the mountains. I have got big breasts and they got a bit cold.

WORST SEX

EMILY: Mine's got to be while on a hockey tour. It was grimy and in a tent. We hadn't washed for a while and it was the situation more than the sex which was bad. And he had really bad breath. It really was a bit scummy.

JANEY: I hate it when men have bad breath. Mine was on the same tour. He still had his hockey protec­tive gear on. He was wear­ing his shin pads and gloves, which really stank. We were in a tent and I could hear people outside. It was really hard to have sex and it was terrible.

SIZING UP

EMILY: I say it doesn't matter because of other factors and how they use it. If they are a bit on the small side they can always make up for it with some good foreplay.

JANEY: Size is definitely important. I don't want it to be huge but just normal size. Without being crude you have to be able to feel it to enjoy it. Five inches is enough.

CAUGHT OUT

EMILY: My and my boy were having sex in the same bed as his best friend when he woke up.

JANEY: Why were you in the same bed?

EMILY: There were no other rooms so we went in there. He woke up, laughed at us and went back to sleep so we carried on.

JANEY: I was at boarding school and I was in the chapel.

EMILY: Was he kneeling at the altar?

JANEY: Something like that. A teacher came in to play the organ.

EMILY: Did he say come and blow on my pipes?

JANEY: He was speech­less and clearly a virgin.

BLOW JOBS

EMILY: I swallow. If it is someone you are going out with you wouldn't want to offend him.

JANEY: I swallow too. I figure you might as well as it's already in your mouth. I have never had a bad experience but I don't want any funky spunk. If a boy's got a bad diet he usually has funky spunk.

EMILY: But you don't find that out until it is too late.

JANEY: That's very true.