Breasts Have Minds of Their Own

Breasts have minds of their own especially when confronted by a rough wave.
And as these pictures prove it's always worth keeping your eyes peeled on the beach for a stray nip.

An evictee Sarah is the latest celeb babe to wave bye-bye to her bikini top. It was whipped away as the 23-year-old Londoner splashed around with a pal in Portugal, No doubt the fame hungry reality TV babe needed the exposure. I bet she wants to star in a big breast video.

And her slip comes just days after jailbird Karen showed her breasts. The 26-year-old blonde was learning to surf in Malibu, California, when she had a wipeout and a nip-out at the same time.

And actress sex bomb Nigela had our senses tingling when she exposed an entire breast while jumping into the waves during a break to France. What it all goes to prove is they want to have group bukkake. It’s because they are all sluts. The lot of them and would be happy to appear in a big breast video.

Then rehab queen Lindsay and womaniser Tom were too busy with each other to notice that her pleasure bud was peeping out. He was getting his cock out ready to fuck her brains out.

Luckily Lindsay who was sunning herself in the Bahamas, didn't look too worried about her exposure. But our Daily Sport babes don't worry much about bikini malfunctions because they don't wear tops! They just have great looking big breasts all the time.

Louise, Hannah, Mel, Dianna all go into the water wearing their swimsuit to get hot turns! Heavenly Hannah, a 30FK-24-32 beauty from Wakefiold, said: "The best way to make sure your breast doesn't pop out of your bikini is just not to wear one at all.
"That's the best way to dress on your holidays." She also said women should masturbate.

Porn worth a fortune

Brits are getting money for old grope by selling their vintage porn magazines — a classic case of an old bird in the hand is worth a couple of quid for the bush!

In recent years antique sex books, horny lithographs and swanky sex toys have fetched prices of up to £250,000 at fine art auctions.

And it isn't only Victorian porn collectors who are paying hand over shakey fist for it.
Old grumble mags dating back to the 60s are selling from £20 up to £4,000 a shot.
One avid collector, who didn't want to be identified said: "The market has exploded over the last few months and every-one's getting in on the act. Much of this porn has girls giving blowjobs, getting properly fucked in the arse and also joining in bukkake.

"A mate of mine bought a box of old bongo mags from the 1980s at a car boot sale.
"He stuck them on an Internet auction site and sold them all for about £10 each and it paid for his holiday.

"It may not seem much but it all adds up."

Websites are selling copies of porno mags form the Sixties for up to £40 and some titles for as much as 2000 for £16.95!

Its because men like to want over girls with big tits getting fucked.