Sex Internview With Louise and Chloe

Fantasising about shagging your teacher in the storeroom, or screaming so loudly during sex that people thought you were being attacked. Or what about bonking a bloke while your pal sleeps in the same bed. Welcome to the world of Chloe and Louise. Check out what else they’ve done below.

WORST SEX

CHLOE: Mine was because 1 was so drunk I couldn’t remember it.

LOUISE: I hate it when you’ve had so much to drink that you can’t remember having sex. Or it is so small that you can’t feel it. It’s like a scene from Sex And The City when she asks if it is in yet. It’s worst when you’re sober and you ask them because it sounds really rude. But I don’t like faking anything so I’m not going to make any extra effort.

CHLOE: My worst was when I woke up in the morning once and couldn’t remember a thing about having sex.

LOUISE: Or remember his name.

BIGGEST WILLY

LOUISE: It was very large but I’m not very good with inches.

CHLOE: Compare it to something.

LOUISE: It was bigger than a pint glass. It was very impressive and it put a smile on my face. The sex was better because he had a big willy.

CHLOE: I’ve only had one small willy and the rest have been all a similar size. None have been massive.

LOUISE: It has to be bigger than, say, five inches and anything else is a no-no.

CHLOE: You need some¬thing to work with.

FAKING IT

LOUISE: I have never faked but the people I have been with didn’t seem to care if I had an orgasm or not. There’s no point faking. I believe they should know if they are pleasing you and performing well. It enjoyable without having an orgasm.

CHLOE: I haven’t because I don’t really need to.

LOUISE: Stop bragging.

CHLOE: I don’t think I would if I needed to. I would make a point of letting him know that I was not enjoying it.

FANTASIES

CHLOE: I would like to have sex with a teacher or a lecturer.

LOUISE: I find someone in authority sexy. I remember being in school and fancying my teacher and imagining having sex in the store cupboard with him. It’s a turn-on because you know it can’t happen.

CHLOE: It’s a fantasy and they are usually naughty.

STRANGEST PLACE FOR SEX

LOUISE: In a bathroom of a hotel room. I was sharing with a friend and she was already in bed to we couldn’t go in there. Knowing that she was next-door made it better.

CHLOE: I haven’t had sex in a really strange place “but there’s been a strange situation. I have had sex while my friend has been in the bed next to me. It wasn’t that enjoyable as I couldn’t relax.

EVER BEEN CAUGHT?

CHLOE: I have at uni. The girl and boy in the room below me came up to ask what was going on. They thought I was being attacked because I was making so much noise. I went
bright red and pretended I didn’t have a clue what they were talking about.

LOUISE: People are always knocking on my door telling me to keep the noise down. If no one knocks I feel as though I’m not enjoying myself enough.

ONE-NIGHT STANDS

LOUISE: I’d say they are bad because I always do them when I’m drunk. I don’t regret having them but they are never good. They just end up being another notch on the bed post.

CHLOE: It’s usually with someone you would bump into around uni and you don’t know them to speak to although you do know them intimately.

LOUISE: Bumping into them in Sainsbury’s is never good.

SPIT OR SWALLOW

LOUISE: I swallow.

CHLOE: I have never known what else to do with it. Could you be bothered getting up and going to the sink? I think keeping it in my mouth for so long would make me sick.

LOUISE I don’t like swallowing it but it does not make me heave. If you expect stuff from them, then it is common courtesy.

THREESOMES

LOUISE: I don’t know if I would. But saying that I have said that I would not do a lot of things but I have endei up doing them.

CHLOE: If I did it would be with two boys. I have done a three-way kiss but that’s not really the same thing.

LOUISE: No, that’s shit. I wouldn’t be bothered if it was with another girl but I would not do anything down there with her.

CHLOE: I couldn’t do anything with a girl. LOUISE: Could you do it if you were in a relationship?

CHLOE: If my boyfriend suggested it I would tell him to piss off because I think that’s disrespectful.

FIRST-TIME SEX

LOUISE: Mine was all right but again 1 was drunk. It was at my house and he’d stayed over. I had not intended to have sex but then I got in the mood.

CHLOE: I was in a relationship with this lad and after we’d been together for a while it seemed inevitable. At first it was awkward but I soon overcame that and then it was fun.

LOUISE: Mine was painful at first but it did get better.

BUM FUN

LOUISE: I would not rule it out but I don’t think I’d enjoy it. If he really wanted me to do it and I trusted him I would. But it would make me question him.

CHLOE: I don’t like the idea. I personally think it’s a no-go area.

LOUISE: Yes, but if he’s special and you’re in the mood, why not?