Following on from last issue’s sexual revolution; I am now the successful leader of a 152-strong sex cult. The downside of my latest venture being since creating my own religious sect, I haven’t had any hot sex, at all. Except for with myself of course. (The fires of hell burn forever strong when it comes to self-loving…) Sadly, I fear my plans to take over the world — sorry, I mean fill the universe with love and romance — may have backfired, at least in terms of personal fulfilment. Thankfully my cult devo-tees seem to be happy, and I’ve had lots of reports back regarding my weekly tasks, where they all claim to be having a marvel¬lous time spreading the word of love, or generally just getting laid. Whether or not this has anything to do with the wisdom of my cult leadership, we’ll never know, but as long I’m not getting any action, I do like the idea of being partially responsible for at least some hot loving in the world.

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