Bingo Fucking

I have discovered the ultimate place to go in order to pick up women of all ages who are always well up for a good shag. And the best thing about this free fuck-market is that you will have little or no competition from other blokes. Yep, you heard me. You can have a face like the rear end of a milk float and a body like a sack of turnips, but I can almost guarantee that you will at least return home with a few ladies' phone numbers cluttering up your wallet. Too good to be true? Well, I'll let you in on my secret, as there really is enough for every red-blooded bloke and, to be honest, I'm so knackered boning these honeys, I could do with a bit of help satisfying the demands of so many crazed and wanton women. Here it is: get dressed up, squirt yourself with half a can of Lynx and get on down the Bingo! No, I'm not joking. And yes you are right it does sound like something out of an amateur porno. Just think about it. Hundreds of semi-pissed, dolled up women of all ages desperate for a good time. No other blokes within a few hundred yards and you just sitting there all helpless, waiting for some bit of totty to explain the rules! You really can't lose, lads, and I've been scoring like Wayne Rooney against a pub team for weeks now. Take last Saturday for instance. I'd asked this big-boobed blonde if she could give me a hand with my card and she'd leant right over, those jumbo-sized knockers just inches from my face. Okay, her perfume was a bit cheap and over-powering but I was pretty certain I'd be squirting my cum all over those lovely big, round chest pillows before the night was out. Soon, I was sitting in between my new friend, Sharon, and her mini-skirted mate, Gail. As the next game started, Sharon reached under the table, slid her hand up my thigh and groped between my legs. My dick sprang to attention and filled her palm with pulsing meat. "Oooh, Gail. I think we're onto a winner here," she laughed. "Cop a feel of this..." Gail squeezed my rock hard prick, kissed me on the cheek and parted her legs as I slid my own hand up her thigh and nestled my fingers against the moist warmth of the lacy material stretched tight across her pussy. Women at other tables yelled to each other as my two companions skilfully manoeuvred past my flies and actually released my aching dick beneath the table.
"Oh dear," Sharon suddenly shouted at Gail, "I've dropped my pen."

She dived off her chair and the next thing I knew her lipstick-caked lips were spread around my knob, and she was sucking my shaft deep into her mouth. I nearly came there and then, especially as I managed to get the tips of two fingers into her friend's soaking pussy at the same time. "Fuck Bingo, I want that prick," Gail muttered and stood up, her tiny mini-skirt still pushed up and the gusset of her black panties askew as my concentration returned to the tongue cheekily tickling the tip of my dick. "Let's go to the car," Sharon said from under the table as she roughly stuffed my dick and balls back into my jeans. We vaguely made ourselves decent and stumbled through the packed auditorium to the car park in the rear. Diving into the back of a battered hatchback, Sharon pulled me in on top of her and shoved her tongue down my throat as she once again freed my prick, yanking back the foreskin as Gail adjusted the front seats and clambered into the back beside us. Yeah, it was a bit tight, but now was my chance to get my hands on Sharon's big tits and I dragged them one at a time from her bra before pressing them together in order to get both large nipples into my mouth at oriee. I sucked on them noisily as they swelled in my mouth, Gail wriggling into a position where she could push my knob between her lips and suck me off at the same time. Squeezing Sharon's fat knockers roughly as we snogged some more, I realised my dick was at the entrance to a cunt and, in the cramped darkness of the car, I actually couldn't tell which of these dirty sluts I was about to fuck. I didn't care either way and thrust forward, embedding my shaft in a gorgeous warm, wet and tight hole. I guessed I was screwing the slimmer Gail, as I began to bang away, my tongue still swirling around her mate's eager mouth. A hand cupped my balls and I pushed two fingers into the pussy I wasn't humping, smearing the juices around the entrance and down in between the ass cheeks writhing beneath me.

Fuck, I wanted to cum and pulled my cock from the hole where it was buried, Gail swivelled round and wedged it in her mouth, sucking my meat, as I pushed Sharon down, making it obvious what I planned. She pressed her tits into Gail's face as she continued to suck my aching knob, but as the sap rose through my balls, Sharon heaved my dick from her friend's mouth and plunged it into that awesome cleavage. The spunk squirted from my cock, spraying them with jets of cum hungrily devoured by my newfound fuck chums. In the gloom, I watched Gail lick the dollops of jizz from her pal's boobs and then snog her mouth as they fingered themselves to what looked like a powerful climax. We cleaned ourselves up and Gail drove us all back to my flat where the party continued, and I got to shaft them both in the comfort of my bed until we were all well and truly knackered. As I say lads, Bingo!