Big Tits or Small Tits

MOST red-blooded blokes don't like big boobs, according to an unbelievable new survey!

We don't want to cast any DD-oubt on the results of the "Breast Size" poll but we do consider them a little short-sighted. Of the 6,090 single blokes, aged 16-35, questioned almost half said they were happiest with a C cup. And a staggering 86% said that implants were a total turnr off. At the Sport we've always preferred our cups to flow over and it doesn't matter whether they've had a cheeky lift or not.

Of course, we appreciate the female form in all its shapes and sizes, but we think a subscription to this newspaper would soon change these fellas' outlook.

The survey concluded: "The biggest breasts certainly aren't the best as far as most single guys are concerned.

"The ideal is perky, and a good handful when making love!"
The Internet researchers found:

•AN AMAZING 36% said the ideal cup size for a woman was C.
•FIFTEEN per cent preferred B cups
•A RED-BLOODED 26% opted for D or DD.
•JUST nine per cent favoured really large boobs of F-cup and above. •AND four per cent claimed "itsy-bitsy" AAs or A cups were their biggest turn-on.
•JUST 14% said they were fans of "cosmetically-enhanced" boobs.
Well, even if we may not see eye-to-eye, or indeed boob-to-boob, with these results, we'd like to C, what you think.

Cheshire cutie Laula Lavin, 21, and south London stunna Emily Clark, 24, are both 32Cs.